Needle in a Haystack

Recent news reports claim Senator Opossum is making a list and checking it twice, hoping to find a running mate that’s not naughty but nice.

The problem for the very junior Senator from Illinois will be finding a Vice-Presidential candidate who is qualified for the job but isn’t far more qualified than he is. 

Finding someone who is less qualified, on the other hand, will be impossible.


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