then dip me in chocolate:
MODEL agencies are turning down sexy Miss England Laura Coleman because she is too fat.
The blonde has gone up a dress size to a perfect 10.
But Laura, who will take part in Miss World in South Africa next month, has found most agencies have a problem with her new curves.
Laura, 22, said: “I really think the curvy girl should be promoted more as a positive image in the media. But the agencies seemed to have a problem with me when I wasn’t skinny any more.”
Seriously, when did “meth addict with giant fake boobs” become the standard of beauty, and why wasn’t I given a vote?
BTW – Before you bash me for testosterone poisoning, I used the picture showing the least skin.